This is the second of 5 I am writing to help those on the #GISHWHES scavenger hunt. Misha Collins wanted short stories 140 words or less about an elopus, Misha, and the Queen of England. Fun enough. This is for team FallenFromGrace at the request of @AstridBlack on Twitter:
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The Queen could not believe that this Elopus had the nerve to kidnap her, but she knew that help would be on the way shortly.
The front door shook with a thud, and she hurt a faint curse from outside. After a brief silence, the door creaked open and Misha Collins stepped inside clutching his shoulder.
“Dammit that hurt,” he exclaimed walking towards the elopus. “Now hand over the Queen ass butt.” Misha pulled out his angel blade threateningly.
“You do know you are not really Castiel and that is just a prop, right?” asked the Elopus, its voice grating.
“I’m afraid you are mistaken on that,” responded Misha.
Without giving the Elopus time to respond, he chucked the angel blade for its head. The blade bounced harmlessly aside.
“Shit,” cursed Misha just before the Elopus swallowed him whole.
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Hailed as the J.R.R. Tolkien of the 21st century, Joseph Macolino is the author of the Evorath series, providing good fantasy books to those looking for heart-pounding action in a magical world.
